If Therapists Were Honest

welcome to therapy le tell me what’s on your mind okay um I just you like sometimes the world is.

welcome to therapy le tell me what’s on your mind okay um I just you like sometimes the world is against me you know why do you say that I mean for starters I mean my friends never see eye to eye yes there’s a lot of tension there um what do you disagree on everything I just the other day my friend got mad at me because I want to stay home and watch black mirror instead of going out I get is your birthday but there’s new episodes I see yeah and then she starts up on this whole rant about every single thing she’s ever done for me and I personally think that’s petty yeah I don’t do that okay like how many times am I gonna have to hear the story about how she donated me a kidney I get it yeah what about last week when her car broke down on the highway who did she call this was really the bad friend was she at least grateful when you went to pick her up what oh no no no I called her an uber for my bed if there’s new episodes of Black Mirror aren’t you writing this down yeah um okay I’m gonna show you a series of images porn and I want you to tell me what you see a terrible piece of art by a terrible painter who will likely never make it it’s pretty much [Music] kinda looks like my sister when she got dumped that’s a picture of me you know no the legs are a dead giveaway that that’s me that’s me is that me mmm what do you think is wrong with me do I have anxiety from being right all the time or maybe I’m depressed because of other people’s bad choices like wearing Crocs no III think in my professional opinion the issue is that you’re a bad person hmm you’re a mean selfish arrogant self-centered person who needs to work on not being such a terrible human mm-hmm so was there like a pill for that or just a jerk if you liked this video you were to make thumbs up check out my last video right over there it makes you smug because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday here’s a sneak peek of the next one one love superwoman that is a wrap and he thinks I stole her watch okay I don’t think I know

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