SEC Shorts – Alabama holds emergency post-Iron Bowl therapy session

Can you get those files? Thanks. *scream* *mournful Mozart music plays* How long have you been here? I slept here,.


Can you get those files? Thanks. *scream* *mournful Mozart music plays* How long have you been here? I slept here, Karen. Judy? Hold my calls. So it bothers you that you lost? Yeah. But you’ve won your fair share of Iron Bowls. But Auburn always wins the ones that have cool names like “Cam-back” or “Kick Six” Well what if we tried to name some of the Iron Bowls that you’ve won. Would you like that? Yeah! The year is 2015. Our tiny hero, Adam Griffith, has just kicked 5 field goals to lead us to a 29-13 victory. Introducing..the Kick Five! Do you love it? I love it if you love it. Alright now. Open your eyes. Oohhh It’s alright. *ooohhhh* What I want you to do is push the ball across. Oohhhhh Come on you can do this. Ohhhho. Oooooooo Now which bear do you think should get the ball on a run play? Easy. Running back gets the ball on a run play. But look at what you just did. Wooaahhh! UUrrmmmm. I think when they destroyed the Georgia Dome, they destroyed a part of me too. You can do this! It’s so hard! No one can do this! And they always rush the field on us and I hate it! Well have you ever tried it? No. That’s not what we do. Come with me. *Hallmark movie music* I can’t rush the field! It’s not what we do! You can if you believe you can. There are rules! The fines! It’s just you and me out here. Go on. You can do it. It’s beautiful! The grass feels so good under my feet! Oh the wind on my face! Why haven’t we ever done this before!?

15 thoughts on “SEC Shorts – Alabama holds emergency post-Iron Bowl therapy session”

  1. cause we have won so many big games just another day and the iron bowl is not the highlight of of the season winning nattys is

  2. They get cool names because Alabama values the season on if they won a national title where Auburn values the season on if they beat Alabama. Until Saban leaves – the Iron bowl just means more to Auburn.

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